I had a dream last night that I was
a dancer in a Broadway show.
(Even in the dream I had a sense of
how ridiculous that was, but just bear
with me for the sake of my story...)
So in the dream I'm hanging out with
all the other dancers, and everyone
decides that they're hungry.
We go to a little store to buy snacks,
and as we're checking out, all the dancers buy
super healthy food: lettuce, fruit, etc.
And I walk up to the counter and
plunk down a tub of cool whip.
(Cool whip...because apparently
that's my snack of choice??)
Everyone started judging me and
telling me I couldn't eat it...so
I danced right out of the store.
Yep, that's right. Just try and
stop me and my cool whip. ;)
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